Rule Number Four: We Play Four-on-Four Here

Yes, genius, we are aware that basketball traditionally has five man teams, but this court is smaller than regulation size so it is too small to accommodate ten players at once. If there are ten people waiting to play, the first eight who showed up shoot free throws; the first four that make their free throws are a team and have "first outs" against the second four. The other two guys have winners and either pick up two new players (if they show up before the game in progress ends) or two from the losing team (again determined by free throws). So in a nutshell, we play four on four here; live with it or play somewhere else.